Cecily Strong translated for Conan as reporters peppered him with questions. When Heidi Gardner cooed: “Who’s a good boy?” Conan “growled,” “Seriously, with all due respect, I’m a trained military assassin, not some basic labradoodle.”
The operation could have been scarier, he noted. Fortunately, it didn’t include any vacuum cleaners. And his heroics paid off, he acknowledged: “What can I say? I’m drowning in bitches.”
Conan mentioned he would like to find out who the whistleblower on the Ukrainian situation is because “that sound is driving him crazy,” Strong translated.
Conan ’fessed up to some indiscretions in the past. Conan said when he dressed in a cat costume for Halloween ten years ago, “I did not mean to appropriate feline culture or put on cat face.” He also apologized for “humping someone’s leg” every day for the past 12 years “without consent.”
That’s when he had to leave to “explain the situation in Syria” to President Donald Trump.
Check out the sketch in the video up top.